I seems like it has been ages since I blogged. Well it has only been a couple of weeks. Alhamdulillah Hari Raya was a good couple of days spent with close family members and I enjoyed it.
I have things to blog about but since my laptop is 'STILL' in the shop that sells ASUS laptops since before Hari Raya and have not heard from them till today is slowly pissing me off. But 'sabar saja'.
Life is slowly getting back to normal and work is a bit relaxing at the moment since my students are sitting for their End of Year Exams. But I have started marking their Paper 1's and I come home drained and brain dead after reading their compositions. But 'Sabar saja' tia.
Two of my colleagues are expecting their first borns in the first quarter of next year. One of them brought the latest issue of a 'free' magazine to school and pointed out to the other pregnant colleague about this rather offending article for expecing mothers entitled - Useful breastfeeding tips for REAL DUMMIES!
I think it was meant to be somekind of comic relief article but my pregnant colleagues were really pissed and many people know that it is not a really good idea to piss off a pregnant woman, moreover, two pregnant women.
Tip numero Uno - Make sure that you have the capacity to produce milk. Where did 'who-ever-did-this-article' come up with such a 'brilliant' tip? NOT!! Straight our rude!!
Tip number four - Do not encourage your husband breastfeeding after watching the movie 'Meet the fockers' unless you can find the same texture suit. The author added Your husband must also be a dummy either a metaphor or in born. That is really insulting. The Author must not be a successful father and that is probably a reason why he is venting his frustrations on others.
Tip number seven - Any milk that has been extracted can't be reverse back into the breast for future use. The author added If you don't believe me, just try harder. If it hurts, please scream in private. Believe the author???? I believe is a chauvanistic @$$head.
Tip number 10 - If you are thinking of commercialising your milk produce, please do a marketing survey first. This by far is the stupidest tip of all. May be I am just a bit high strung after marking exam papers but what does the author actually want to point out? Are there really dummies who can read this article because clearly a dummy can not read in the first place.
A little note at the end of the article stated - All the tips and comments mentioned above should be followed by actual DUMMIES only!!
The author is from Brunei because he has used local examples like 'Pusing Lagi', 'The Mall', 'Hua Ho Manggis' in some of the other tips which are not mentioned. Mind you the words highlighted in red are simple grammatical errors found in the article in its original state.
Its good to be back - Greetings everyone! Hoped your Raya was an eventful one. So any takers for a round of golf?? *Smiles*
5 comments:
Tip no.4 doesnt sound so bad... hhahahaha I dnt mind the working in shifts. Hahahahahaaa.. nanti tah .. next baby.
However, I do agree with once product is extracted, it can never be reversed. Who on earth whould think of such an idea - to fill it back in? hahaha.
i've read dat..it is only a stewpid joke. relax~ hee =)
bro.. friday morning we're playing at the garden.. so far we got 4 pulang.. lets make it two flights.. practise league.. hehe
Commercial distribution of breast milk isn't as ridiculous as it sounds. I remember reading a while back about how some women who have recently given birth will collect the extra breast milk they have and donate it to hospitals and orphanages for abandoned babies.
I read about that too in RD I think a while ago...
My colleagues have all agreed that who ever the person responsible for the article must have an unusual "fetish for Breasts" hahahahah...
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